• Stacked traffic on the South Lambeth Road.

    I'm behind a massive lorry of some kind with a load of other cyclists and I'm on the rightmost edge of our lane peering round to see if there's a chance to go up the oncoming lane.

    Punk fixeh grrrrl steams past me to do just that, but rides straight into the path of an oncoming bus (hence why I was waiting) and bricks it. Bus has to hit the brakes and she just gesticulates at the traffic and tells the driver to fuck off.

    What a charmer.

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