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I'm not going to go into details about the personal shitty experiences (of which there have been too many to go into detail), but handjobs and roses weren't included either.

I don't recall having let loose one single gag relating to either fans of any club being stabbed or what many would possibly have referred to as other opportunities to mock Liverpool fans.

There does appear to have been an increase in utter cretins posting here though - many have crawled out for under their stones to bask in the apparently imminent glory.

For some unknown reason I still have so much love for you Festus - of course you can. What're you after?

You've been outed now so stop back pedalling and deal with it.

Go cry into your Martini.