• Needs Kashimax Five Gold

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    "So - you want a Kashimax Five Gold? Well, here are some friendly instructions on how to prepare yourself for adventures on your new saddle!!!

    1. Strap a 2x4, upright, to your friend's foot. Make sure it is in place.
    2. Every step forward you take, make sure you get kicked hard, straight in the crotch.
    3. Repeat for as long as you can take it."*


    yeah...nah

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