For Sale: Beautiful Upgraded Colnago Ace

Lol yes it is entertaining. Seriously I've broad shoulders
I agree I can be a complete cunt

You seem like you might be short.

....a short cunt!

What small mans syndrome, no 6ft exactly

Tall cunt

In london that's well bellow average.

Sorry, that was harsh on short folk!

We won't go with what's average in London lmfao, did nt think anything was average in the big smoke

....any way has that charge seat sold yet?

TW2 you really do want to be careful. You think your clever. Your not.
When you are big enough to stand Infront of me an talk shit or make inaccurate statements then do it.
Same goes for the rest of the fucking small minded cowards on here that hide behind a computer getting personal, all I did was advertised a bike and if you did nt like the price or bike fair enough or more to the point YOU could not afford it, then leave people to get on with it. I can tolerate a lot but people trying to intimidate and bully I won't .

This whole tirade encompasses nearly every internet cliche non? Seriously, it's like you've trawled every comments section and picked the best parts and posted them here.

False Indignation? Check.
Feigned wisdom? Check.
Inflated sense of self worth? Check.
Empty threats? Check.
Bad grammar? Check.
Passive aggressive behavior? Check.
Best of all, we're all wrong, he's right!

10/10.

Keeping the charge seat.

You think your clever. Your not.

Thats classic.

Anyway, banned as threats of physical violence arent tolerated.

^^good comeback.

#feedthetroll

ahhhh shiiiit.. friday popcorn down the drain!:(

Too bad the threats of violence got the better of this thread. Oh well, I'm off to Retrobike...

boooooooo....

friday love was giving so much

Having stirred-up this Hornet's nest, perhaps I should explain myself.

First of all, four-figure bikes are not commonly sold on here, so come under close scrutiny when they do, especially when the seller has no track record on the forum.

A four-figure bike with a £20 saddle and a £25 seatpost doesn't make sense, whether described as an upgrade or not, which further piqued my interest.

Looking at the photo you posted in Bike Porn, it was clear that components that were recently on one bike, were now on another: people don't usually put their best parts on a bike to sell, rather the other way around (cf £20 saddle, £25 seatpost).

All of which you've, more or less, explained but been rather defensive about it.

"No timewasters or silly comments" is like a red rag to a bull around here, which combined with the way you reacted to legitimate queries, has created a Grade A shit-storm.

I'd rather not have been the catalyst and on the basis of (most of) this thread alone, would have felt guilty that I had been; however your PM and attempting to spike Ben's thread etc, lead me to conclude that you were just a closet-cunt waiting to be flushed out.

no need to explain... WE understand you.

Thats classic.

Anyway, banned as threats of physical violence arent tolerated.

Can we unban him as I've still got 4 hours to kill at work

(once 5.30pm hits feel free to ban him again)

I finish at 2 so this window gives me time to do my timesheets :)

My lunch hour was definitely too late today. Quality read.

^^agreed ,I'd like thank everyone involved for brightening up my other wise very boring day at school

fantastic start to the weekend. trial by fire and a good old banning.

I thought Bike Porn thread wouldn't allow own bikes!!!
Rules aren't applied equally eh? eh?

:p

^^ no such excitement over at retrobike with not a single post on his thread. What a dull place.