http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=294909
Linking to this thread would be:
a) *cheeky *(with a doff of the cap to Dick Emery);
b) *mischievous *(with the merest suggestion of "you young devil, you");
c) *cunty *(with the unmistakable cock-punch of a forum hug)?