Football

Just realised this means John Terry will never win a Champions League final!

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moronihno fails in three semi finals with madrid and now a 4th with chelsea
ancelotti waltzes in and does it first time of asking

how many failures does it take to make a serial failer

#the trophyless one#

Blow the whistle already, I wanna watch the Lego Movie...

Now this is a real fans quote.

Says it all really.

"you only sing when you're winning"

Plastics

^^ #specialistinfailure

moronihno fails in three semi finals with madrid and now a 4th with chelsea
ancelotti waltzes in and does it first time of asking

how many failures does it take to make a serial failer

#the trophyless one#

Some might say that he specializes in failure

Quite a few by the look of it

Hang on, what have you bellwipes won?

You've... Won... Fuck... All...

Come on Citeh, break their brittle plastic hearts...

Why's Mrs Mourinho so often frustrated? Because Jose always loses his semi.

Hook, line and sinker.

TS when it comes down to it you just can't keep your cool.

You're cracking up la.

Off to Whatsapp?

so who hasn't wet the bed yet ?

crystal palace under pullis
and thats about it

oh and leicester

waves

the true Atletico fans in the coach and horses enjoyed that immensely.
One of them had one of the loudest claps I've ever heard and they were clapping every Atletico pass and tackle from the 75th minute onwards...

This just puts Mourinho under more pressure for next season, when the little ponies have to turn into a real big horse...

Saying that he'll probably do the double..

so who hasn't wet the bed yet ?

crystal palace under pullis
and thats about it

oh and leicester

That's a bit hash on us. We have had a little leak after winning 11 games on the bounce.

We'll be even stronger next season, looking forward to it...

You know how I hate to talk history....but isn't this a potential case of history repeating itself?

Maureen turns up has some cracking attacking players (Duff & Robben) kicks them out (see Mata). Spends a whole heap of mulah following season and gets further entrenched in Pulis philosophy. Owner gets fucking bored (because he wants to see big games with intent like that seismic ManU V Real CL encounter that he saw years back when the original Ronaldo was doing his thang) and kicks him out again?

For all of that [strike]dundee cake stodge[/strike] materclass, what is left? Memories? That StevieME gif?

well actually we had a load of wet blue sheets dumped on our bed last sunday
xmas was our weak point

You know how I hate to talk history....but isn't this a potential case of history repeating itself?

Maureen turns up has some cracking attacking players (Duff & Robben) kicks them out (see Mata). Spends a whole heap of mulah following season and gets further entrenched in Pulis philosophy. Owner gets fucking bored (because he wants to see big games with intent like that seismic ManU V Real CL encounter that he saw years back when the original Ronaldo was doing his thang) and kicks him out again?

For all of that [strike]dundee cake stodge[/strike] materclass, what is left? Memories? That StevieME gif?

he hasn't made a bid for gerrard yet
full circle once that happens

he hasn't made a bid for gerrard yet
full circle once that happens

He might make one for Henderson. Though he's a little pacey for a Mourinho team

Imagine Sterling under thrushy. Poor old Jose will have a hard job explaining to him how to do nothing and park the bus.

well actually we had a load of wet blue sheets dumped on our bed last sunday
xmas was our weak point

No it wasn't! We were up against the two favourites as a most outside of outsiders.

Yo dawg

One of the main things that I don't get is all of the bellyaching about us and no europe. We've not been there for a long time and have had to cut our cloth accordingly. All of the other teams are regular CLers, so get that huge financial windfall and can build their squads accordingly, no?

https://vine.co/v/Mrml3TbHtFM

please embed, it's hilarious

This season keeps on giving.

(as long as we get a point vs hull)