Football

As long as there aren't any plastic Mickey's I don't mind.

Fuckin' blimp local saying "my team in the UK is Liverpool..."

You lot have no idea how difficult it is to avoid a Standard Chartered ATM out here.

Ha! Standard Chartered called me the other day offering me their cash back credit card. I said that I'll pass because they sponsored Liverpool. I saw this tourist from the sub continent with a Liverpool top at the mall on Sunday. First class tag on his camera bag the lot. Couldn't resist asking him if he knew the score...

It's the simple things in life that make make it worthwhile.

Ha!

I've moved over to Stowford Press for the summer, it's more appropriate when wearing shorts...

Which, obvs, aren't appropriate for a man my age... Oz training...

Tramp juice?

Standards have slipped...

Is their a more loathsome player than Pepe in football today?

Well in Real.
Nasty Bayern showing their true colours. The really are a nasty team gad they are out.
Hope those cunts down the road don't stand in the way of it being a thrilling Madrid derby final instead of a dullfest

Amazing. 2-0 already. Final will be interesting regardless who wins tomorrow.

They're still a bunch of fascist bastards though. In answer to Andy's question, I don't think so, he's been a complete and utter cunt for most of his life.

^^** because it's much more fun winding you up.**

Besides, Spurs have been 'on hold' ever since AVB got dumped - Sideshow Tim has just been providing some light entertainment until Levy hires a real manager. We'll need someone to sack next season afterall.

If you actually read my posts you'd also know that I stopped going to games 3, or 4 years ago as I think top flight football is a complete joke these days. I just come here for the lolz mainly.

Do you honestly think you wind me up? You've much to learn...Maybe get Xander to pm you tips and trix.

This is my most visited thread. All for the lolz.

In other news:
Crackin' game this!

We all come here for the lolz, you twat.

We certainly don't come for the cutting edge football analysis that's for damn sure.

...thought andy really digged my shit.

[sad face.gif]

Haha ronaldo such a dork

Bye bye Bayern. Bye bye Chelsea (in the final).

And so the legend continues. Not a single team has won the CL back to back in its current format.

Shame Robben didn't take his head off then.

Pep looks gutted.

I've moved over to Stowford Press for the summer, it's more appropriate when wearing shorts...

Which, obvs, aren't appropriate for a man my age... Oz training...

Yes Ethel!

I do dig your shit, Festus. All the time.

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<3

Bang on about pepe.

There's gonna be red in the second half.

[Taps nose]

Is their a more loathsome player than Pepe in football today?

That moment where he got hit in the face with the ball and rolled around for 5 mins. I nearly got off the rollers and turned the TV off. Unbelievable.

Lol @ Pep...

Is he worse than Robben?

#stillhigh

Are Real the most plastic looking team ever? It's like they've all been laminated..

^^^^Is it a case of stubbornness?

He has a bunch of players nowhere near as gifted as his Barca team yet is trying to play triangles and getting out German'd by Spaniards.

#Confuzzled

Maybe Pep needs to be redirected here?