tfl trees > cyclists lol(?)

I was tempted to add a little brass plate to the bench reading fuck the trees but decided it was a bit much.

I'm going to leave instructions with my loved ones that a tree is cut down to build my coffin and a 2nd one is cut down to make the lid. I would also like a 3rd cut down to make space to dig the hole and if possible a 4th cut down and made into a bench. Hopefully this added risk to the worlds trees will spur tfl into action to make the roads safer for me and sadly less safe for the trees.

Thanks for your response.
Chris

Really tho it's just a matter of adding a green bike light to the traffic light and drawing in a cycle lane across the junction and then signs to say the existing path is now shared. I'm actually tempted to draw up some sort of plan with pictures and shit to send them.