Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I love the top tube protector. I mean...you deffo are going to bang those straight bars that are an inch above the TT into it.

Do you even trigonometry? I'd put money on that protector being exactly where the bars hit the top tube.

http://i58.tinypic.com/vxi7ap.jpg

That Mark's new touring steed?

I'd put money on that protector being exactly where the brake lever hits the top tube whilst attempting barspins after consuming far too many soy macchiato.

ftfy

yours for £9999

I see that, and raise you this:

courtesy of Wildcat RockMachine

^ A tiger print saddle would really finish that...

Ow hai polka dot bike.

^ A tiger print saddle would really finish that...

Nah, the crocodile skin that looks like a turd is perfect.

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Kinky...

All kinds of wrongness

Obvs piss take.

It's the opposite of a mullet

A "frullet" I believe

"Great Schwalbe tyres"

All kinds of wreposts

Yep

I wonder what brakeless front sus would be like, other than stupid obviously

Indra?

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nag offenders register >>>>>>>>

candidate for the pinarello offenders register and nag one for crimes against Ernie given the forks
like putting ferrari wheels on a lambo

^not bad.....might get a place in the top 5

What a pussy, left the brake bridge in there.

Might as well take the top tube off too

Looks like a betting man, it's about even money whether the frame or the Spinergy kills him first.

Moved to porn as social experiment

Don't see much wrong there..