Bike porn

You know what I mean. We all know what a traditional bike looks like, and we all know that most bicycle innovation is ugly and pointless, especially if it dispenses with the two chainstays, two fork blades orthodoxy. Lefties may be pretty good and a worthwhile innovation from a practical / performance point of view... but from a looks point of view... naaaah!

"we all know..."

No, you just made that up.