• Roll off at the start looking suspiciusly at your rear mech.
    Hang at the back of a group, swearing under your breath, while still examining bike.
    As Things thin out, stay at the back, dribble a little, and shake head a lot.
    Look desparate, and defeated, at feed stations.
    Accept any offerings of Food and water, from the concerned cyclists around you.

    Explode from the pack, on a miraculous second Wind, grind the fatigued to dust, Dance a victory jig through their tears on the finish line.

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