Puerile sexist shite

The morons have come out to play:

I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"

"Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted.

"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my nob.

whoahh, until you mentioned it, i hadn't even noticed... Damn my Bad

don't know how i could have missed that.... Dat sneaky shady snatch