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@Alkali
Hold the hearse, Khornight
Don't call it yet
This thread's just like Jesus
It's back from the dead
I think it's just been quiet here since,
I went on a drunken rampage with my stanzas
my devastating rhymes were just too much
laying waste to my opposition like Panzers
Now I'm back and I'm fueled
By chocs and by gin
What more could you ask
It's Easter, it's no sin
Lent's over you see
And I've got to catch up
There's booze on my shelf
It's wrong not to sup
And that's why Jesus
means so much to me
'He's Risen' well woo!
Time for gin, not more tea!