Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I'm surprised this thread isn't full of photos from bespoke, there was some God awful builds there.

Like this one?

Veloboo

Worth the entry fee alone, Veloboo brought along a €38,000 bike! For the money you get a bamboo frameset and Campagnolo Centaur. Not even Super Record. The reason why it’s so expensive, of course, is the 24-carat gold plating on the components – rims, brakes and bars. The Hungarian company didn’t gold plate the rear derailleur, because that would have been “too much”, Rafeal Petrocz at the stand told us.

Bamboo? Check
Gold bits? Check
Complete and utter pointlessness? Check

Here you go sir, your first class ticket to Anti Porn