The Last Episode - TV Mysteries

you mean Baywatch?

no, not german guy, the beer

yes, the bear

Did Esteban and Towel ever find the mysterious cities of gold?

Did the paternity test results on "My two Dads" ever surface on a cross-over episode of Jerry Springer?

did the script writer for captain pugwash ever face charges?

No, but he successfully sued at least one newspaper that published what is an urban myth as to some of the characters names.

well, there was a decent ending then

did dylan off of the magic roundabout ever get done for dealing lsd ?

Did Bergerac ever catch Ted Heath and Jimmy Savile?

Battle of the Planets was a remake of Gatchaman. Remade for US/UK audiences. Zoltar was a/an hermaphrodite.
Jason (the anti hero) had some sort of brain tumour which was why he went a bit mental.

the robot (7 zark 7) was introduced to narrate and chop out the weird shit.

I know this because I spent some time in my phd wondering about whether I should buy gatchaman or not.

I'm thinking about the big things
Why do we exist?
How we will survive?
How did Harold Bishop ever come back alive?

was "Madge" with that gravel voice transgender?