2014-05-25 Cock Ride

Every time I go to sign up to this ride I fail to decide on a stupid name.

Current lame options are :

Seradicks
Seraphucked
Seraphallus

I'm suffering from a massive lack of originality this morning. I'm sure I've had better ones, I just can't remember them.
Ha ha ha. Same here.

The last one for sure! ^

The best I could do was Mouse Ear.

Then I thought about just using the names of the dickheads I've dated, but that would only work for me.

More thought required...