It might be entirely possible therefore to retell your story as: someone was crossing the road, I passed them at speed and deliberately slapped them. Awesome. Great story. Makes you sound like a real nice guy.
Honestly, in my head it was going to be a comical disappearing of hat routine. I felt absolutely awful for slapping him, not in my nature.
Honestly, in my head it was going to be a comical disappearing of hat routine. I felt absolutely awful for slapping him, not in my nature.