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Wrong. Miller should be applauded for being a good role model. True to Tory values she proves that with hard graft you can eventually work your way up to a position where you can embezzle much bigger sums.

Also, the wretches that only manage to cheat a mere £750 will probably cling onto every penny. The economy will suffer as a result. Miller blew all the money on fancy redecoration and probably created a few jobs in the process.

What was she decorating? obviously not her fa----- no, I can't be that bitchy.

Bit concerned that the new culture guy, Sajid Javid, says his favourite band is U2 though...:/