Any question answered...

cheapest place to buy sprinter gatorskins?

Or :

Are FMB tubulars worth the extra dosh?

Yeah, I've been running 23mm pro3s on them and they were the hardest tyres I've ever fitted. 25s duly avoided.

I have a bite from a human and it is infected. Will savlon sort me out or do I need something stronger?

Quarantine yourself immediately before we all end up infected, you fool!

You are doomed.
Report to the nearest wooden spike or decapitate yourself, depending on your symptoms.

Would 25c tyres on 90s shamals be awful?

no*

*aesthetically speaking

Quarantine yourself immediately before we all end up infected, you fool!

You are doomed.
Report to the nearest wooden spike or decapitate yourself, depending on your symptoms.

Heck. Heck heck heck.

Best to chop off the infected area immediately before it spreads.

I need some glue to bond plastic to metal, any reccomendations? I've managed to fuck up my glasses through years of abuse and I'm worried an arm is going to fall off at any moment.

Araldite?

Sorethroat - firstly if you're not doing anything important, get thee to a GP since it's always worth seeking medical opinion.

For internet doctoring LFGSS, what's the symptoms/what's it look like?

^^^ My missus uses a couple of things that she's found better than araldite for plastic-to-metal (she makes jewellery): E6000 and Gorilla Super Glue.

Make sure the surfaces are clean and degreased.

Sorethroat - firstly if you're not doing anything important, get thee to a GP since it's always worth seeking medical opinion.

For internet doctoring LFGSS, what's the symptoms/what's it look like?

Red and puss comes out. I washed it out with soap (painful) then vinegar (very painful) and finally rubbed in savlon (soothing).

Pics or it didn't happen.

(don't)

Red and puss comes out. I washed it out with soap (painful) then vinegar (very painful) and finally rubbed in savlon (soothing).

Apply a tourniquet - a belt around the neck helps.

To prevent further infection, you will need to keep stray hairs under control - place stockings over your head for this.

As vitamin C is also know to decrease the spread or bacteria, place an orange or tangerine in your mouth.

Take photos.

does the belt go over or under the stockings?

I've no idea about fashion - you should ask Pistanator.

Confusing, do I keep my trousers on?

Noob question: what exactly is a nodder and why are they called like that?

A friend of mines friend has moved to London from Chile. Since I am the only bicycle person she knows she has asked me to point him in the right direction for how to get involved in some club rides etc etc.

Does anyone have a club near there I can recommend to him?

Further to this, could I then plug it into a dictaphone or something similar for portability and being able to have it off camera?

Would the recorder bottleneck a good microphone or is a sound file just a sound file?

It should work in the dictaphone but in the same way that headphones sound completely different depending on what you plug them into there may be impedence discrepancy and a small cheap dictaphone maybe lacking in the power used in the preamp to get the best out of it.

These sorts of mic's were orginally used on those big semi-pro camcorders. But dslr is so popular now, that they market them directly at dslr's now and have redesigned the suspension bracket to be less fiddly.

I used to use a full size audio technica stereo video mic plugged into a minidisc recorder, and this was perfect for field recording. It was the "done" thing, I saw professional media people doing the same thing. The quality was superb. But now they make convenient all in one units like this;

zoom h1
http://www.dv247.com/studio-equipment/zoom-h1-portable-digital-recorder--73416

Here is a comparison;
http://www.learningdslrvideo.com/zoom-h1-vs-videomic/

I have a bite from a human and it is infected. Will savlon sort me out or do I need something stronger?

Amateurish blowjob?

A friend of mines friend has moved to London from Chile. Since I am the only bicycle person she knows she has asked me to point him in the right direction for how to get involved in some club rides etc etc.

Does anyone have a club near there I can recommend to him?
Near where?

London, obvs.

Oops, islington