2014-05-25 Cock Ride

Apropos of that, this ride needs a diversion down a Bellenden Road somewhere, where all riders must gather to laugh at its suggestiveness, before retiring to a nearby Prince Albert pub for a soaking. You'll find one. I would come but I take myself too seriously to laugh nowadays.

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The original draft was about 80 miles...

Would leave me feeling a bit stiff.

Oh bellend, I fly to Vietnam that afternoon. Cock, balls, wank, piss, scrotum. Bollocks!

...and the currency in Vietnam is the ....

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I'm in Japan when this ride comes around. So no noboto to add to the list. :(

I'll be home from Japan when this ride come around, and I'm childish enough to consider coming to London just for it.

I'm going to Japan like two weeks after. Clearly it's fate, you should come.

Only problem is I can't see the route.

Seriously though I need to come to Lahndon to see family anyway, so let me take a look at dates...

Ha!

^^ Hah! Repped.

I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Obviously.

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^you kicked Hung off the list!

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Oups I was blinded by the dong. Apologies Hung.

No worries. Thanks for getting it back up (to date)

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Ah man I want to ride this cock.

The original draft was about 80 miles but not everyone can handle such a lengthy cock, there is such a thing as too big...

There will be a pub stop halfway through the ballsack at The Flask (just serendipity, I didn't deliberately draw it there), more suggestions for cock themed after drinks welcome.
Hilarious.

The cock should at least penetrate some of south London though.

A couple of people have mentioned that, I'm currently leaning towards just spunking on south London over Blackfriars bridge but there is a convenient bellend shape on the roads there so the route might get extended a little.

is this going cockwise or anticockwise?

(serious question)

A couple of people have mentioned that, I'm currently leaning towards just spunking on south London over Blackfriars bridge but there is a convenient bellend shape on the roads there so the route might get extended a little.

Or perhaps Bellend(en) Road?

Christ , it's not even 7am and I'm on the smuttiest euph fest that there's ever been on the forum. :)

Hey, on a serious note, have you considered making this a bit of a fundraiser for a men's health charidee?