To the delightful chap in Ealing in a bright multicoloured top (not Joseph) last night who overtook my behemoth then cut across my wheel and slowed down.
CB: Could you get any fucking closer?
DC: Yes
Cheeky bastard, was it you HIPPY!
Must overtake the hybrid, must overtake the hybrid...
This morning in Ealing too. A chap with a head cam pulled alongside my left into the ASL then got off after 10 seconds, walked his bike over the lights (at which point they changed) then to get ahead of me again hopped up the pavement because he couldn't fit on the inside if all the left turning static traffic hopped off kerb nearly hitting peds crossing between cars then as a massive fucking lorry was reversing with a banksman and all he hopped up the kerb nearly getting hit by the backswing of the lorry.
I stopped for said lorry so I couldn't point out that I bet he wouldn't put that riding on youtube.
To the delightful chap in Ealing in a bright multicoloured top (not Joseph) last night who overtook my behemoth then cut across my wheel and slowed down.
CB: Could you get any fucking closer?
DC: Yes
Cheeky bastard, was it you HIPPY!
Must overtake the hybrid, must overtake the hybrid...
This morning in Ealing too. A chap with a head cam pulled alongside my left into the ASL then got off after 10 seconds, walked his bike over the lights (at which point they changed) then to get ahead of me again hopped up the pavement because he couldn't fit on the inside if all the left turning static traffic hopped off kerb nearly hitting peds crossing between cars then as a massive fucking lorry was reversing with a banksman and all he hopped up the kerb nearly getting hit by the backswing of the lorry.
I stopped for said lorry so I couldn't point out that I bet he wouldn't put that riding on youtube.
Fucking the grammar