Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Lol, wut? Fisting is fun for everybody, male or female, gay or straight.

Haaaa. This.

As far as I'm concerned, fisting is like heroin. I'm sure people do enjoy it, but I'd happily go through my life without experiencing it myself. And that would be giving or receiving.

As a female cow I feel offended by this.

As a male cow, I think that's bull.

You seems to have the right suggestions.

You will forever be known as uterus

nice bullhorn

Lol, wut? Fisting is fun for everybody, male or female, gay or straight.

The red chain is about 50% of the problem with that bike

the scarf the other 50

blue soles are blue

Crashed downtube look, inspired by Indra?

$20K Lolz

Practical innit. Got mudguards.

"fenders"

shit word

been fisted?

"fenders"

shit word

Have they not paved London's lanes yet?

uuuhhh

Yeah, don't get it.

What do you call fenders?

Mudguards.

Exactly.
Fenders fend off all sorts of road schmutz, mudguards seemingly only protect you from mud, or read another way, protect mud from impending danger.
Fenders are the better term because the name is more accurate.

You can turn that on its head:

Mudguards guard you from mud (true), and it's not unfair to assume they also guard you from other things, much less common than mud, but also in the "crap on the floor" category, e.g. oil, snow, water, poo.

Fenders... fend. Fend what? Fend off paedophiles? A fender a day keeps the doctor away?

All we are proving is that AssSaver should become the genericised cross-atlantic term.

A fender sits on the front of a vehicle, for pushing obstructions out of the way.

^ he's got better visibility than most of the HGVs on London's roads. And appears to be trying to use it, despite being a train driver and it being pretty bloody obvious to everyone where the train is going