The Cat Thread

Oh yes, her highness newest way of annoying me in the middle of the fucking night is not to jump onto the bed coz I can just remove her. Instead, she jumps up and down, walk back and forth tapping my computers, cables, keys on my desk. She knows damn well I would be too comfortable to get out of bed to stop her from making all sorts of irritating noise... I don't happen to have a kitchen door... shame...

Cats were worshiped in Egypt and yours is channeling an Egyptian cat.

Mine either cuddled my head, and if I moved the meowing disapproval or batting me on the head till I woke up and gave her some attention. She also feng shui things till I gave her attention. She was an amazingly annoying cat at times. I often threatened her with a hession sack, brick and the canal. It was pointless as she didn't understand what I said.