• I once rode home after my mate talked me in to taking acid with him, stupid idea. I forgot I was riding a bike for about 5 minutes, it was a massive shock when I looked down and saw it.

    It takes me 30 to 40 minutes to roll a cigarette when I've taken ket, cannot imagine riding a bike

    Did ride around campus whilst on Charlie once though, pretty sure I hit about 240kph at one point

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